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You Know an Elf Drugged Your Drink When...
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Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
You strike a match and light your nose.
You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party is at your place.
You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.
You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.
What's in your holiday punch bowl?
Elves, sorcerers, witches and other magical beings have long known the power of a little potion slipped in someone's drank. Just ask Sleeping Beauty or Snow White. Now that these evil potions are available to mere mortals, most girls don't wake up to Prince Charming. They wake up to a nightmare not a fairy tale. If you don't trust the little troll or the big ogre that brought you your drink, check it out with the Drink Safe Coaster. Place a couple of drops on the special spots on the coaster and it magically tells you if your drink has been drugged. The spots change color when in the presence of one of the major "date rape" drugs.
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