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Having fun with Santa!
...as written by Elves on the Edge...
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While he's in the house, sneak up onto the roof, find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Take all the valuables out of your house and ransack the drawers. Dress up like a policeman and when Santa arrives say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big red Santa suit!
Leave a note by the telephone, that says Mrs. Clause called and wants him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney.
While he's in the house, go sit in the sleigh. When he comes back and sees you, tell him he shouldn't have missed that last payment and then take off.
Paint reindeer hoof prints all over your face and body, then lay down sprawled out next to the sleigh.
Leave him a note, telling him that you've gone away for the holidays and ask him if he would mind watering your house plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with those plastic, fake reindeer replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note about the dangers of cholesterol.
Leave a plate filled with cookies next to a glass of milk, with a note that says, "For the Tooth Fairy". Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a bunch of crumbs next to a dirty glass with a few drops of milk at the bottom with a note that says, "For Santa".
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