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Are you REALLY on Santa's Naughty List?
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Come here my precious. Did you know that I work for Santa?"
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Ever since last year's vacation you've been on Santa's naughty list. I can put you back on Santa's nice list if you show me just how nice you can be.
Don't fall for it! . Like men it is hard to tell a good elf from a bad elf. We offer a complete line of handy pepper spray for your next encounter with a dirty old elf or a dirty old man.
The Pepper Pager looks like a typical pager but it holds a nasty surprise. It contains two pepper spray canisters that can bring tears to even the crustiest elf from ten feet away. The pager look-alike works even better on bad humans. With over 10 one-second bursts you can send a pack of elves scurrying for cover. Pepper spray doesn't cause any permanent damage it just makes the big, bad bullies cry. CLICK HERE FOR INFO
 For elf and bully protection while jogging, running or walking the Hot Walkers have one pound weights and comfortable grips to give your arms and upper body a work out yet hide a powerful wallop of pepper spray. The kit consists of a set of two padded weights with comfort straps for support. One weight has the hidden pepper spray elf surprise and the other one has a seceret compartment to hide keys, money or ID. Take it from Little Red Riding Hood who won't jog through the woods without them, "Pepper spay works great in deterring attack from those pesky elves, wolves (both the two and four legged varieties), chauvinist pigs and other such creatures." CLICK HERE FOR INFO
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